# TEENS POSTS#

1. Reading the same sentence five times because you are thinking about something else while reading.
2.  Does chewing gum count as exercise?
3. People say everything happens for a reason so when I punch you in the face know it is for a reason.
4. I hate it when you are sitting in the Cinema ready to watch a movie and the next thing you know BOOM! Human giraffe sits in front of you.
5. Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.
6. The moment you are laughing so hard and you try to stop then you look at the person and laugh again.
7. Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits '0' like your life depends on it.
8. I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
9. That moment when you are actually telling the truth but you laugh so everyone thinks you are lieing.
10. I am not shy; I am holding back my awesomeness so I do not intimate you.
11. Do not worry, the spider is smaller than you...yeah, so is a grenade.
12. Taking your sock off with the other foot.
13. When you start to hate someone's character everything they do annoys you; Them: cough...You: Oh my God!.
14. Listening to a creepy sound when you are home alone and just accepting that you are going to die.
15. Whenever I try to clean my room I either make a bigger mess or just play with the stuff I thought I lost.
16. " Who is that? What are they doing?  What is happening? ". Shut up and watch the movie!
17. Whenever you go to the doctors and the doctor asks what is wrong, you turn to your mum and she explains everything.
18. That moment when you call someone then you beg the phone saying "please do not pick".
19. That moment when you pick your phone after reading then your parents come in.
20. The awkward moment when you are trying not to look when someone is staring at you.